Two Difficult Things To Achieve…..!!!!!

1. To plant your ideas in someone else’s head.

 2. To put someone else’s money in your own pocket.

The one who succeeds in the first one is called a TEACHER.

And the second is called a BUSINESSMAN.

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The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE

The one who fails in both is called a HUSBAND!!!

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Give Me Your Phone…..!!!!!

Wife: Give me your phone for a second
Husband: Wait let me switch it on.
Delete video.
Delete picture.
Delete music.
Delete private folder
Delete number.
Delete sms.
Delete out goin calls.
Delete incomin calls.
Delete mms.
Delete what’s app.
Delete bbm.
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
FORMAT Memory Card…Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!
Wife: I just wanted to see the time…….

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